What Is The Montauk Monster???

This creepy little Chupcabraesque creature washed up on the shores of the Hamptons.. But what the heck is it? No one knows. And Now no one canseem to find the little bugger. Could it be a hoax? Or something more easily explained? Until the Montauk Monster’s carcass turns up again, we may never know…

Watch Dr. Horrible’s Sing-A-Long Blog

So for any dweeb that’s really into sissy mamby pamby geek showslike Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Joss Whedon’s latest project is called Dr. Horrible’s Sing-A-Long Blog. It stars Neil Patrick Harris as Dr. Horrible evil mastermind bent on taking over the world and winning the heart of Penny, the girl he sees every week at […]

Maybe You Don’t Want To Get Out Of Bed, But These Guys Get Paid To Sleep In!

In an effort to help study bone and muscle loss in weightless environments, NASA has embarked on a three month program in which they will have test subjects stay in bed for the entire three month period because it’s the closest way to recreated the effecrts of the long term  effects of weightlessness on the […]

The Very Latest In Jet Pack Propulsion!

I’ve been a fan of cheesy jetpacks ever since I was little kid. Well, today, the next step in Jep Pack technology was unveiled! Take a look!

Forget Red Bull How About Surging Eel?!?

A Japanese company has unveiled a new Eel flavored energy drink for the summer called Surging Eel! The yellow carbonated beverage gets it’s flavor from extract from eel bones and various vitimins. Yum? I know my friend Will would totally try it at least once. Maybe even twice.

Ancient Fish Scales Studied For Futuristic Combat Protection

This african fish has a unique style of scale that was disgned to protect it from vicious prehistoric aquatic predators. It was so successful that the species never went extinct! that’s why engineers are studying the specialized fish scales in their research to design a new combat armor that soldiers will wear. Awesome!

Classic TV Ad: Voltron Sprite

No one seems to remember these series of tv ads that prite did in the mid 90’s. It featured rappers from all around the country each piloting one of the five lions from the tv cartoon Voltron! Here it is: For the non hip hop heads here’s a key: Blue Lion: The Goodie Mob (Cee-Lo) […]

Headed To Comic Con. Have A Great Weekend!

I’m off to the wilds of San Diego for 2008 Comic Con International. Then a quick jaunt over the border into my favorite place in the world, TJ 😛 Once I get back, I promise I’ll probably have a ton of stupid stories about my inevitable bumbling blunders, mishaps and misfortunes! But remember: I do […]

Veteran Astronaut Says NASA Knows Aliens Are The Real Deal!

Veteran Astronaut and Apollo 14 Moonwalker, Dr. Edgar Mitchell made a stunning revelation recently  on a radio program that there has been a massive 60 year worldwide cover up regarding that extra terrestrials have visited us on numerous occasions and NASA has been in on the cover up. He was quoted as saying on the […]

It’s Official: I’m Dumber Than Worms.

Scientists have recently determined that round worms use a form of calculus to search out their food. I never made it past geometry. It’s over. I’m going home.