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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fans, Eat Yer Hearts Out!

August 1, 2008

Washington D.C.  authorites say that this little box turtle uncovered a marijuana field after a researcher tracked the critter to a romote area using the gps attacked to its shell. A teen has been arrested after park police set up surveillence in the area and caught him tending the field. Master Splinter would be proud!

Facebook Fiasco: It’s All Fun N’ Games…

August 1, 2008

A “Play Fight” was organized on the insidious information gathering “social networking”  website, Facebook which attracted several hundred teenagers to London’s Hyde Park. Unfortunately things took a turn for the worse when this douche bag below decided he wasn’t playing anymore!

Police Mistaken For Strippers!

July 31, 2008

German Police responded to a noise complaint. When the two officers arrived, they found a birthday party in progress. However when they arrived at the premesis, the women who were throwing the birthday party mistook them for hired strippers, not legitimate law enforcement officers. It took several minutres for the party goers to realize that […]

Headed To Comic Con. Have A Great Weekend!

July 25, 2008

I’m off to the wilds of San Diego for 2008 Comic Con International. Then a quick jaunt over the border into my favorite place in the world, TJ 😛 Once I get back, I promise I’ll probably have a ton of stupid stories about my inevitable bumbling blunders, mishaps and misfortunes! But remember: I do […]

The Dark Knight Movie Review

July 19, 2008

So I figured I’d watch the Dark Knight the first showing Saturday Morning as opposed to seeing it on Friday night packed in like a bunch of canned sardines. Also I live near the ghetto and most people in this area don’t seem to venture out before noon so I figured the 9am showing would […]

Homeless James Bond

July 14, 2008

So stupid, you can’t help, but not to chuckle. Unless of course, you are devoid of humor. And then of course you aren’t human.

Fire Fighters Drive Through Town in Their Under Pants!

July 11, 2008

Some Swedish Firemen returned to a locker room after taking a swim at the local pool to find nothing but their underwear and shoes in their lockers. Someone had made off wioth their uniforms… I guess someone wanted to force hese guys to make the 2009 Fire Fighters In Action Calendar.

Panda Escape!

July 10, 2008

Click on the Image Below to witness the most daring escape ever recorded!

More Scenes from The Dark Knight

July 8, 2008

For those that can’t wait EVEN more scenes from the upcoming film The Dark Knight. If you CAN wait, don’t watch! You’ve been warned…

The Dark Knight: First Five Minutes Of The Movie

July 3, 2008

OKAY, I have to warn anyone that doesn’t want a spoiler, don’t watch the video! This is the first five minutes of The Dark Knight . The scene has been known about for months now, so some of you may have read about it, however, this is it and it is so effin cool! Take […]