Elf Quest Headed For Big Screen … Joy.

OK, I’m a dork and even I have a difficult time with this one… Attention all Nancy Boys, Furverts and Librarian Spinsters! After decades of being talked about, the extremely pedophilic and bestialicious comic book, Elf Quest is finally headed to the big screen. It was reported that Warner Bros. has greenlit the project.

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For those of you fortunate enough to be unfamiliar with one of the creepiest comic books of all time, Elfquest was a series of graphic novels that came out during the late 1970’s. Elfquest details the adventures of a bunch of child-like “Elves” as they romp around the woods and mate with each other and the Wolves that they ride around on. It has always attracted the lowest of the low within the geek world and is scoffed at by most semi self respecting nerds. You didn’t know there was a pecking order amongst the socially retarded, did you?