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Opinions Are Like Assholes… The Elderly Have Lost Control Over Theirs.

Jul
29

A Japanese company has unveiled a new Eel flavored energy drink for the summer called Surging Eel! The yellow carbonated beverage gets it’s flavor from extract from eel bones and various vitimins. Yum? I know my friend Will would totally try it at least once. Maybe even twice.

Jul
29

This african fish has a unique style of scale that was disgned to protect it from vicious prehistoric aquatic predators. It was so successful that the species never went extinct! that’s why engineers are studying the specialized fish scales in their research to design a new combat armor that soldiers will wear. Awesome!

Jul
27

This video no one seems to remember or doesn’t believe me when I tell them about it. Well, here you go all you disbelievers, George McFly from Back To The Future high on LSD attacks Dave.

Jul
26

No one seems to remember these series of tv ads that prite did in the mid 90’s. It featured rappers from all around the country each piloting one of the five lions from the tv cartoon Voltron! Here it is:

For the non hip hop heads here’s a key:

Blue Lion: The Goodie Mob (Cee-Lo)

Green Lion: Fat Joe

Red Lion: Common

Yellow Lion: Mack 10

Black Lion: Afrka Bambataa

Jul
25

I’m off to the wilds of San Diego for 2008 Comic Con International. Then a quick jaunt over the border into my favorite place in the world, TJ :P

Once I get back, I promise I’ll probably have a ton of stupid stories about my inevitable bumbling blunders, mishaps and misfortunes! But remember: I do it so that you don’t have to!

If I survive, I’ll see you soon! If not, It’s been real. It’s been fun. It’s been real fun.

As the man who sells the bean pies says, “Oscar Meyer Bacon!”

Jul
25

This is pretty cool. This page has some really trippy ghost towns or rather ghost cities from around the globe. All of them are very odd and eerie places! With even odder stories… Check it out:

Jul
25

Veteran Astronaut and Apollo 14 Moonwalker, Dr. Edgar Mitchell made a stunning revelation recently  on a radio program that there has been a massive 60 year worldwide cover up regarding that extra terrestrials have visited us on numerous occasions and NASA has been in on the cover up. He was quoted as saying on the radio broadcast, “This is really starting to open up. I think we’re headed for real disclosure and some serious organisations are moving in that direction.”

NASA was quick to do damage control:  “NASA does not track UFOs. NASA is not involved in any sort of cover up about alien life on this planet or anywhere in the universe.
Dr Mitchell is a great American, but we do not share his opinions on this issue.”

Pretty I think this is all very interesting stuff…

Jul
25

Scientists have recently determined that round worms use a form of calculus to search out their food. I never made it past geometry. It’s over. I’m going home.

Jul
24

This classic clip from Super Password was the first time Rip Taylor pulled one of his classic bits.

Rip’s outfit is very futuristic. He looks like some sort of strange commander from an episode of Buck Rogers. Maybe he’s from the Intergaylactic Imperium.

Jul
24

If your Boss hasn’t already put the internet on lock down, why not be the person that makes that happen for your company! How? By singing Karaoke like our Little Buddy, Netcasty. Except don’t wait till you get home like him, do it while you’re still at work! Now is the perfect time for your rendition of The Final Countdown!

Karaoke Rocks!

Karaoke Rocks!