Washington D.C.  authorites say that this little box turtle uncovered a marijuana field after a researcher tracked the critter to a romote area using the gps attacked to its shell. A teen has been arrested after park police set up surveillence in the area and caught him tending the field.

Master Splinter would be proud!

This creepy little Chupcabraesque creature washed up on the shores of the Hamptons.. But what the heck is it? No one knows. And Now no one canseem to find the little bugger. Could it be a hoax? Or something more easily explained? Until the Montauk Monster’s carcass turns up again, we may never know…

So for any dweeb that’s really into sissy mamby pamby geek showslike Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Joss Whedon’s latest project is called Dr. Horrible’s Sing-A-Long Blog. It stars Neil Patrick Harris as Dr. Horrible evil mastermind bent on taking over the world and winning the heart of Penny, the girl he sees every week at the laundramat but can’t work up the nerve to even speak to. To make matters Worse, Nathan Fillon stars as Captain Hammer, his pompous super heroic nemesis. And yes, as the name implies, it’s a musical. It’s quite the drama split up into three 15 minute acts. See what you think. If you’re one of those types of nerds that liked Buffy and crap like the Rocky Horror Picture show, I’m sure you’ll love it. I want to like it, but I’m full of shame and hate myself too much to admit that to anyone. I will say this: There are some pretty funny one liners and the ending was not what I was expecting! Check out while you can still view it all for free at the link above!

German Police responded to a noise complaint. When the two officers arrived, they found a birthday party in progress. However when they arrived at the premesis, the women who were throwing the birthday party mistook them for hired strippers, not legitimate law enforcement officers. It took several minutres for the party goers to realize that they were not there for the entertainment.

In an effort to help study bone and muscle loss in weightless environments, NASA has embarked on a three month program in which they will have test subjects stay in bed for the entire three month period because it’s the closest way to recreated the effecrts of the long term  effects of weightlessness on the human body. After the three month period is complete, researches will stud the best techniques of rehabilitating the test subject’s muscles and bones back to their original state.

Meet Willie Bean Roscoe P. Coltrane, Yellow Labrador Retriever and candidate for the position of Mayor in Fairhope, Alabama… Sort of.