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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fans, Eat Yer Hearts Out!

Washington D.C.  authorites say that this little box turtle uncovered a marijuana field after a researcher tracked the critter to a romote area using the gps attacked to its shell. A teen has been arrested after park police set up surveillence in the area and caught him tending the field.

Master Splinter would be proud!

One Response to “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fans, Eat Yer Hearts Out!”

  1. Hahah I heard this story on the news. Damn you Turtle. Ruining some guys pot farm. So poor 17 year old kid is being charged with intent to sell and he’ll go to jail and get ass raped and become a hardened criminal. But i digress..I wonder if the turtle ate any of the Marijuana?


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